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Oh, I do enjoy surprises.

[Famous last words.]

you can't get this dick anywhere now can you?
come on baby it's me you can't replace me

oh well maybe they should convene with the manor's head slut
he's got a really cute necklace

Indeed.
On the contrary, I would say that’s something much! How fascinating. You ought speak to my friend Shadowheart. As her name suggests, she’s an acolyte of the dark.

[ normal dnd things to say. ]

I’m more a mage of all trades myself, though I’m partial to the school of illusion.

I voted for you, miss coolest powers.

omg really that's SUCH a badass name btw is it her actual name or like a code? also badass! what kind of illusions?

but is it the CUTEST necklace the manor's head slut deserves nothing less

thank youuu didn't think people would actually feel that way about shadows but boy am i flattered wanna see my prize? i wanna see yours!

aren't you like handing out your dick on the network every chance you get sounds to me like anyone can get it anywhere

oh i like Head Slut
head slut wishes to get blackout drunk with his wife tonight

so what?

are you just acting jealous again cause you like playing hard to get with me?

oh that's so tempting can we get a little high too it'll be like, so rebellious of us

excuse me when did i ever act jealous

[ a bunch of times cellar but ok ]

if you wanna hang out with me so much then why are you over there?

like, the WEED?
wow, what a gateway drug... are you sure we're prepared for that?

GASP only one way to find out husband of mine what's the worst that can happen someone calling the police??

[ dial 911 on a microwave or smt ]

haha funny girl

all that and you're asking me to come over. you trying to play hide and seek again?

meet you at my locker or yours?
ooh or behind the bleachers?

[ Had there been a yearbook yet and she'd be writing him in as 'most likely to get gold for acrobatics with the way this dude is out here twisting reality' to the superlatives. (Too long?) ]

hmm i'm dressed too pretty for hide and seek they got snacks there too?