[ The conversation hits a pause, but her thoughts are still going. And going. There's alcohol sticking to the back of her throat when she starts, cleared a couple of words in, ]

So you've known each other forever, you made out, you have sleepovers in the morning, and he gets upset when people are into him, and you've been obvious about being into him, but he hasn't told you to back off, and also you haven't actually said it to his face.

[ Blessed be thy holy alcohol, because it's speaking now: ]

Please don't take this the wrong way, but this is lesbian behavior. You need to tell him.