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[longlegs]

ikr
August came up w it
alfie can be w/e you want
🛂
oh
wrongemoji
❤️

[chokedout]

ooh i like august
cute right??

[longlegs]

ohyeah
hes cute
we kinda hooked up

[chokedout]

ohfhuck
tell me about all it

[longlegs]

oh nothing much

[ It was not Nothing Much. ]

i just gotin the tub w him
yk

[chokedout]

baby yo u are a wAy better stryteller than this

[──────── ► 10 sec.]

[That is a sound clip of Theo, drunkenly, demanding: "Give me the duh-tay-ls!"]

[longlegs]

dude im high
ur wasted
im prob just gonna fuck up the detils and ur gonna forget
*dtails
*DETAILS fuck

[ Ask her one more time. ]

[chokedout]

tell me ur sexy bath story
il ltell you mine
mine has a photo too

[longlegs]

?? omg teddie
who

[chokedout]

august, patron saint of slutty tubs
obv

[longlegs]

LMAO
fuck you
did we rly do a sex-jinx
tell me the truth

[chokedout]

we justh ave really good taste
some people are just
sam e wevelenths

[longlegs]

[ Like any true bottom, Cellar goes out of her way to curate the keysmash this conversation deserves. ]

afsdgfgh
ok fine
h/o

[ Let her get upright and try to recall this with fully formed sentences in real time, Theo. Sound clip!

Ping. ] —okay, uh. He was just taking this bath with... herbs or something? [ There's gonna be some trailing off, a few pauses to think of the occasional elusive word. ] Then he told me to get in, so I thought… why the hell not? I was going to the pool anyway. It was fucking boiling, by the way. We talked for a bit and then just... I don't know, I put my hand on his dick. He, like, just lifted me and put me on his lap, and then—

[ Give her a second, this part's worth a giggle. Her voice is still muffled from the hand half-covering her mouth. ]

He made my bikini disappear?

[ Incredibly funny, and incredibly hot at the time. (More details to come as the thread progresses cough)

End of message. New message. Ping. ] That's all you get for now. Your turn.

[chokedout]

[Would it be weird to jerk off to that? Is he weird for wanting to jerk off to that?]

sheit that's hot

[His turn to change this into another little voice clip because otherwise it will be mostly illegible in his haste to reply:]

Was it - milky? Milky bath. He had a milky bath when I saw him.
Also very hot. Literally and like, sexually.

We had this unresolved tension thing and I ended up jumping his bones.
But I did get a pic of him in the bath though.

[longlegs]

[ Haha that's so weird she would neverrr. ]

Seriously? That's all I get?

[chokedout]

[If only the thread wasn't still in progress.]

What, want me to tell you all about how good I take dick?

[longlegs]

I mean, I'd ask you to demonstrate, but. I guess you'll just have to tell me, yeah.

[ (Figurative) wink. ]

Fine, just send me the photo.

[chokedout]

Babe - babe. They make straps for that?

[Oh he's still kinda woozy. Laying somewhere on somebody's floor as he tries to find said photo.]

I want a bath now.

[longlegs]

I don't need a strap. [ She's gonna peg you with a shadow, Theo. Tell that to your witchy hookups. ] Where are you, anyway?

[chokedout]

[He does some sort of giddy little laugh in reply to that - oh, baby, don't make him daydream.]

I don- I dunno. I crawled into someone's room. They're not here but I didn't wanna walk all the way back with the halls so crooked, y'know? I miss you.

[longlegs]

[ There, there. ]

Do you want me to come find you.

[chokedout]

[Saddest, smallest voice:]

Yes.

[longlegs]

Okay, okay. Can you give me like... fifteen minutes? Otherwise I'll get lost.

[ Being less high doesn't stop this place from fucking around with physics, but it helps? Maybe? ]

[chokedout]

Oka-ayy...

[You heard no warble in his voice. He's just gonna curl up here and wait!!]

[longlegs]

Don't die. [ Or else!

Thirteen minutes later, ]

omw. open the door so i can actually see u