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[longlegs]

that sounds like a yes

[morrer]

suit yourself

[longlegs]

you know you can just flirt with people normally right

[morrer]

As if you wouldn't tell me to "go fuck myself"?

[longlegs]

[ wow she can't believe he dared to be correct ]

what, like that would hurt your feelings?

[morrer]

It'd waste time if nothing else

[longlegs]

a resource you clearly lack, right

[morrer]

it's more for your sake
even though currently that's not of any real impact to you

[longlegs]

nope! it isn't
so what's your reason now
is it that you just don't know how to flirt
it's okay you can tell me

[ uwu ]

[morrer]

you don't like me

[longlegs]

that didn't stop you from having sex with me
or from wanting to do it again

[ didn't stop her either. ]

[morrer]

because I like you

[longlegs]

[ b-baka. ]

good

[ ... ]

what happens when you don't like somebody?

[morrer]

I don't usually dislike people
I just often don't like them

so the baseline is often, if not always, indifferent

[longlegs]

so you're saying i'm special

[morrer]

you and a few others have a leg up on the rest

[longlegs]

sooooo
you're saying i'm special

[morrer]

don't make me take away cat privileges

[longlegs]

see that would've been the PERFECT time to flirt and instead you threatened to take delphine away
(which is impossible btw she loves us)
you're kinda ass at this

[morrer]

that was flirting?

[longlegs]

it could've been! you just wasted it

[morrer]

No, I'm telling you that was.

[He's amused.]

[longlegs]

are you sure you're not a cat yourself

[morrer]

that might make you like me more, huh

[longlegs]

would explain a lot that's for sure
maybe except the bone thing
that makes more sense if you're a dog