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[masticated]

with me yeah

[longlegs]

hmm
i'm pretty sure i can get booze anywhere

[masticated]

you can't get this dick anywhere now can you?
come on baby it's me you can't replace me

[longlegs]

aren't you like handing out your dick on the network every chance you get
sounds to me like anyone can get it anywhere

[masticated]

so what?

are you just acting jealous again cause you like playing hard to get with me?

[longlegs]

excuse me when did i ever act jealous

[ a bunch of times cellar but ok ]

if you wanna hang out with me so much then why are you over there?

[masticated]

haha funny girl

all that and you're asking me to come over. you trying to play hide and seek again?

[longlegs]

[ Had there been a yearbook yet and she'd be writing him in as 'most likely to get gold for acrobatics with the way this dude is out here twisting reality' to the superlatives. (Too long?) ]

hmm i'm dressed too pretty for hide and seek
they got snacks there too?

[masticated]

[that's not a no]

in the chapel? fuck no
but i have something that can hold you over

[longlegs]

see that's totally why i didn't go
what

[ girl ]

[masticated]

you serious?
you couldn't get enough of it in the forest

[longlegs]

weren't we both kinda high in the forest

[masticated]

what does that have to do with anything?

be careful about what you're gonna say we don't want any accidents do we?

[longlegs]

what

[masticated]

what did you lose your ability to read too? you gonna blame that on the woods?

[longlegs]

why are you such an asshole?
have fun at church

[masticated]

like that's a surprise?
you want me to beg

aw no please baby text me back what am i supposed to do under the eyes of god? blah blah?

i'll find you later

[longlegs]

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