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[ She'll just skip right on over the first part — this poor guy doesn't need to get hit with So Anyway I Almost Died type drama from someone he barely knows. ]

Yeah the tournament was fun! I still can't believe they had nude wrestling, that was kinda crazy.
Oh man I'm sorry they're gone! Which books were you looking for?

[vermax]

In a place like this, that is not surprising at all. Have you been introduced to Otherworld?

I found a series of novels about the histories and folk tales of this place. I wished to learn more. Have you heard of King Arthur and his round table?

[longlegs]

What, the sex club? I checked it out. [ Ahem. ]

That one's a huge classic. The story, anyway. I don't think I've read the actual books about it.
There's a bunch of movies, though!

[vermax]

Ah. Then nothing should surprise you about this place. ( he will not judge. )

I must admit I have yet to graduate from books of the modern times to movies.

[longlegs]

Don't jinx it!

There's a movie theater on the third floor if you wanna try it sometime? Idk I don't know which DVDs they have but I bet there's something from the books you wanted.

[vermax]

Try it? How does one try a theatre?

Is that what 'IDK' means? I have seen others use the letters together before.

[longlegs]

[ oh, uh, ah, err ] Only one way to find out?

[ #nailedit ]

Yep, that's what idk is. We're big on just sticking letters together when we're too lazy to type it all out. Personally I'm a fan of tbh and lmao. You?

[vermax]

Oh? Well, congratulations on your new-found duty to show me.

Are you hoping I'll guess what those mean?

[longlegs]

[ Oh my. ]

Oh thanks! I'll do my very best. 😊

That might be fun, actually. Do you wanna try?

[vermax]

Know it is an honor to do such a thing for a prince of the realm.

Will you give me a hint? How they are used, perhaps?

[longlegs]

Definitely keeping that in mind.

Yeah, sure. You use 'lmao' when you think something is funny.

[vermax]

( well, that helps only slightly. ) Lest my... arse... oscillate?

[longlegs]

[ Oh, wow. Way to make her laugh. ]

I'm pretty sure that's just called twerking.
Want me to tell you?