don't be, my parents forgot about me the rest of the year
the vain answer is i would love to be 24 the realistic answer is i assume i'm 25 (since that year, at least, i remember?) the dramatic answer is i'd rather go back to 23 for [redacted to keep the mood light] reasons
is it a year older if we spent a year doing shit or is it only physically aging? i think i like to keep count you should too, you'll be the hottest 45 year old around eventually
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i am an old man
i will need to drink my woes away
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do you want a party?
wait
are you a xmas baby
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I grew up with 3 straight days of presents
i cannot say it was awful
i don't know if people're sick of parties but maybe we can crash a christmas one?
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deal
we can sneak a bday hat under the santa one
how old do you wanna be?
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the vain answer is i would love to be 24
the realistic answer is i assume i'm 25 (since that year, at least, i remember?)
the dramatic answer is i'd rather go back to 23 for [redacted to keep the mood light] reasons
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well ]
i felt that
you could stay 23 and say you're
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when's your bday? i want to know just how much older my lover is
i think i have to say turning 25 but i refuse to admit it yet
i have 7 more days of youth
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i'm technically gonna be 26 but yknow
there's the no aging thing
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is it a year older if we spent a year doing shit or is it only physically aging?
i think i like to keep count
you should too, you'll be the hottest 45 year old around eventually
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so what's it gonna be?
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still younger than my hot, hot lover...
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man now i have to get you more presents
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kinda feels like cheating
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you're just gonna use that to emotionally blackmail me aren't you
[ not pictured: her complaining ]
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that comes later wrt the birthday sex
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