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[longlegs]

[ oh

well ]

i felt that

you could stay 23 and say you're dating [ oop she's deleting that one ] married to an older woman

[chokedout]

i do like an older woman...
when's your bday? i want to know just how much older my lover is

i think i have to say turning 25 but i refuse to admit it yet
i have 7 more days of youth

[longlegs]

august 19th
i'm technically gonna be 26 but yknow
there's the no aging thing

[chokedout]

see, you have the same issue!

is it a year older if we spent a year doing shit or is it only physically aging?
i think i like to keep count
you should too, you'll be the hottest 45 year old around eventually

[longlegs]

lol i better be!
so what's it gonna be?

[chokedout]

i'll stay counting at 25
still younger than my hot, hot lover...

[longlegs]

works for me!
man now i have to get you more presents

[chokedout]

nudes count

[longlegs]

hmm
kinda feels like cheating

[chokedout]

:( birthday boy doesn't think so

[longlegs]

fiiine
you're just gonna use that to emotionally blackmail me aren't you

[ not pictured: her complaining ]

[chokedout]

of course not
that comes later wrt the birthday sex

[longlegs]

oh noooo i can't believe i'm gonna HAVE to do that as a total exception

[chokedout]

seems i'll have a new lockscreen

[longlegs]

and i get one of you wearing nothing but a bday hat?

[chokedout]

best specify which head wears it

[longlegs]

the birthday boy decides

[chokedout]

but where will i find a hat big enough for my cock

[longlegs]

we'll take measurements!

[chokedout]

but where will we find a measuring tape big enough to measure my cock?

[longlegs]

omg stop
i'll measure with my hands idk

[chokedout]

ooooh. okay.
i'll allow your hands all over me for measurements

[longlegs]

oh good
I'll be really thorough jsyk

[chokedout]

can i give you a bra sizing w my hands too

[longlegs]

not just your hands, but yeah