surprise open post

[longlegs]

OPEN POST
aka tfln hit captcha

Comments

[drysdale]

Just a connoisseur. You know it can have different scent notes, right? I wasn't comparing you to prison soap.

[longlegs]

does that even smell like anything? i feel like they'd cheap out

[drysdale]

Even unscented soap has a production value. It smells like, I don't know, detergent.

[ He hates that he knows this, that he's even thought about it. He used to be like, how much can a banana cost, ten dollars? ]

[longlegs]

smells, not tastes, right

[ Don't be drinking detergent too, Cellar's-imagined-version-of-Ransom. ]

[drysdale]

Jesus Christ, I was HIGH.

[longlegs]

oh my god r
ok
next time you feel peckish call me okay
i promise i have better snacks

[drysdale]

That's what she said.

[longlegs]

[ wow ]

well
was she wrong

[drysdale]

She's never wrong and only a heretic would suggest it.