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[longlegs]

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[longlegs]

nope
then again, does the big boss ever tell their agents everything?

you know how some people keep ant farms
i'm guessing it's that sort of fun for her

[mygoodsir]

That is unfortunately an excellent point.

A sense of curiosity. I can understand that.

text @zombieboy

[masticated]

[no message. only a photo of what can only be the communion wine with its unlabeled bottle in saber's hand, propped on his upper thigh and incredibly close to his crotch.]

[longlegs]

would you keep one?
an ant farm

[longlegs]

iiis this supposed to make me wish i went

[mygoodsir]

Oh, absolutely! Wouldn't you?

[longlegs]

hmmm not really
you can't cuddle an ant
you can cuddle a cat, though

[mygoodsir]

Oh, a cat would be splendid. I do like cats as well. They are indeed more affectionate than ants. Do you have one?

[longlegs]

i do!
well okay i kinda borrow her from another guy sometimes
her name is delphine

[ behold, a photo of the queen herself. ]

cute right?

[mygoodsir]

Oh my goodness gracious! A most adorable and patient animal!

[love at first sight]

[masticated]

with me yeah

✉️ text — @waterdeep.

[corporeity]

[ the afternoon following prom night: ]

I’d like to extend my congratulations on your win last night.

And admit to a budding curiosity about the nature of your abilities, as your most humble runner-up.

[longlegs]

right?? she just wandered into our room one day looking all cute
you should meet her sometime

[longlegs]

hmm
i'm pretty sure i can get booze anywhere

[mygoodsir]

I would be most delighted.

[chokedout]

[longlegs]

aww thanks! ♥ gale right?
it's actually nothing much? i can control shadows
i mean i turn them into solid matter and do whatever i want
my power isn't like shadow puppets or anything lol
what do you do?

[longlegs]

hi cutie
what did you win??

[longlegs]

consider yourself invited
got any favorite snacks? teddie and i are experts at finding them

[mygoodsir]

Oh, goodness, I'd hate to put you out.
And to be honest, literally anything that isn't canned is still a novelty.

[longlegs]

you're good!
you like spicy stuff? sweet?

[mygoodsir]

Gracious, I really will enjoy anything.

[longlegs]

fine fine
i'll just have to surprise you then

[chokedout]

nothing as cool as whoever won "coolest powers", probably
i wonder what cool, amazing person that was...

[longlegs]

[ Excuse her while she preeeeens. ]

idk i heard it had something to do with shadows
sounds pretty emo tbh