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hi cutie
what did you win??

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nothing as cool as whoever won "coolest powers", probably
i wonder what cool, amazing person that was...

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[ Excuse her while she preeeeens. ]

idk i heard it had something to do with shadows
sounds pretty emo tbh

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oh well maybe they should convene with the manor's head slut
he's got a really cute necklace

[longlegs]

but is it the CUTEST necklace
the manor's head slut deserves nothing less

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oh i like Head Slut
head slut wishes to get blackout drunk with his wife tonight

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oh that's so tempting
can we get a little high too
it'll be like, so rebellious of us

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like, the WEED?
wow, what a gateway drug... are you sure we're prepared for that?

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GASP only one way to find out husband of mine
what's the worst that can happen
someone calling the police??

[ dial 911 on a microwave or smt ]

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meet you at my locker or yours?
ooh or behind the bleachers?

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definitely bleachers
when do you think they're taking those away?

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idk but we better fuck under em as much as we can before that

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well you don't have to tell me twice
bring a skirt before they take those away too

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only if you bring the thigh hiiiighs