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[dead_tongue]

because I was being awful.

I got caught digging through your friend August's garbage like a fucking racoon. I'm mortified about it now. he asked if he should call you and I said no because I didn't want to to see me like that. and I was scared you'd make me go to the clinic again.

I was in a really, really bad state.

[longlegs]

[ August.......... oh dear. ]

letting me help you isn't a bad thing
it isn't meant to be some kind of punishment
you know that right?

[dead_tongue]

yeah. I know. but I shouldn't NEED help. I'm an adult. why can't I adult properly? I'm just this pathetic blob. I'm a blobfish!

I hate being what I am.

[longlegs]

too bad, you're stuck being who you are and you're stuck with me loving who you are
except you aren't a pathetic blob/blobfish
just so we're clear

[dead_tongue]

I am a blobfish. I have no spine.

I do love you. so very much. I'm sorry I was ungrateful for your help. but I was just so scared. I'm still scared.

[longlegs]

do you wanna come over?

[dead_tongue]

even if I'm gross?

[longlegs]

iggy you're never gross!
ill call theo if you want
we can make a cuddle pile together
no kidnapping i promise

[dead_tongue]

I ammmmm

yeah?
ok.
that would be nice.

[longlegs]

one cuddle pile coming right up ♥♥♥♥

[dead_tongue]

you're the best friends a boy could ever want.

Cellar? can I tell you another terrible thing tho?

[longlegs]

you can tell me anything iggy

[dead_tongue]

ok.

I let ghosts borrow my body all month.

[longlegs]

how come?

[dead_tongue]

it felt right.

I don't exactly regret it but it was admittedly not bright.

[longlegs]

what did they do to you?

[dead_tongue]

weirdly not much? ate a lot of brunch.

[longlegs]

oh
huh
that's not what i expected

[dead_tongue]

yeah me neither! I thought I was gonna save them all, and figure out the secrets of death in this place!

ugggh I am the blobfish of suckitude.

[longlegs]

you are not a blobfish, cease this slander

also umm
sorry if this is totally the wrong time but now that you mentioned death
i kinda met him
mr. death

he has bleach blond hair

[dead_tongue]

Sullivan?



OK Cellar I did another stupid thing. with mr life and mr death.

[longlegs]

wait
what

[dead_tongue]

ok sooooo I maybe let life (Zephir? total cutie?) put a seed in me?

not semen. like a plant.

and I maybe let Sullivan take it out?

[longlegs]

wait
WAIT
that actually happened??
the guy's here?
and he knows Sullivan??

[dead_tongue]

yeah they're like, boyfriends. in a cosmic love we can't understand way.

and maybe I let it happen more than once?