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[longlegs]

depends on the day
sometimes i think we're saving the world sometimes it feels like we're helping her take it over
we haven't actually done that of course

[ of course! ]

i think she just wants to have fun with us if i'm honest

[mygoodsir]

She hasn't told you?

What sort of fun?

[longlegs]

nope
then again, does the big boss ever tell their agents everything?

you know how some people keep ant farms
i'm guessing it's that sort of fun for her

[mygoodsir]

That is unfortunately an excellent point.

A sense of curiosity. I can understand that.

[longlegs]

would you keep one?
an ant farm

[mygoodsir]

Oh, absolutely! Wouldn't you?

[longlegs]

hmmm not really
you can't cuddle an ant
you can cuddle a cat, though

[mygoodsir]

Oh, a cat would be splendid. I do like cats as well. They are indeed more affectionate than ants. Do you have one?

[longlegs]

i do!
well okay i kinda borrow her from another guy sometimes
her name is delphine

[ behold, a photo of the queen herself. ]

cute right?

[mygoodsir]

Oh my goodness gracious! A most adorable and patient animal!

[love at first sight]

[longlegs]

right?? she just wandered into our room one day looking all cute
you should meet her sometime

[mygoodsir]

I would be most delighted.

[longlegs]

consider yourself invited
got any favorite snacks? teddie and i are experts at finding them

[mygoodsir]

Oh, goodness, I'd hate to put you out.
And to be honest, literally anything that isn't canned is still a novelty.

[longlegs]

you're good!
you like spicy stuff? sweet?

[mygoodsir]

Gracious, I really will enjoy anything.

[longlegs]

fine fine
i'll just have to surprise you then

[mygoodsir]

Oh, I do enjoy surprises.

[Famous last words.]