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@bitchface

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wanna go
wanna go
wanna go

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yes yes and yes

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i already have an idea if i can drag you on stage
we have to get iggy involved too
mean girls xmas, y/y?

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teddie
why are you gorgeous AND a genius
pick a lane!

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sry, you're married to perfection

i'm going to need a drag name though
something slutty, ofc

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is this what they call suffering from success?

you know i'm pretty sure iggy can help you with that
he has to have a whole list of those

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mmmm i'll have to workshop it
but we're gonna need lots of red latex

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100%
man now i wish i could sew

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how hard can it be????
i embroidered stuff for my thesis
almost the same thing
totally

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hmmm
i feel like latex is a whole other beast
just a feeling

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my ass is gonna pop through the seams
calling it now

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lol omg
but you'll distract me and iggy :( :( :(

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its fine we got time to source a proper seamstress
or employ a lot of superglue

and practice the routine!!

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hell yeah
do you know if iggy danced before??

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babe, honest question: do you think he hasn't?

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well i didn't want to just assume
(lol)

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imagine if he can and he would
but he rejects us because we can't keep up

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do you think that he like
totally transforms when he's teaching choreo
suddenly he's a russian dance teacher

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is it bad that's kinda sexy to me somehow
i need therapy

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everything he does is sexy to you 😏

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again: i have a problem

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at least you have good taste :)

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♥ you would know

🎀

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i sure would

see you later babe 💖