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[longlegs]

right now

[dead_tongue]

[sends one of the dick pics]

[longlegs]

[ thanks for the metadata xoxo ]

eh
it's all right

[dead_tongue]

ok admittedly it's nothing special to LOOK at but he uses it like
unf

[longlegs]

and guys who have money and wash their hands don't?

[ she's not buying it

this is more than a dick ]

[dead_tongue]

not like this! he makes me crazy! i don't even understand it myself! logically i know i should have cut him off after like the 3rd time but then he'll text me "u up" and my brain tips out of my ear and my ass goes up in the air

[longlegs]

iggy it's like so tragic that i have to be the one to tell you this but

you've been diagnosed with bitch who has a crush disease

[dead_tongue]

you take that back

[longlegs]

omg i fucking knew it

[dead_tongue]

i do not LIKE him i just like how he fucks!

[longlegs]

well no duh
i know there's no fucking way you wouldn't nope out on a guy who isn't buying you anything unless you liked the fucking part

[dead_tongue]

then there you go.

[longlegs]

yeah so im right
you have a crush

[dead_tongue]

oh god
how could this happen?!?!

[longlegs]

idk i guess you have a heart after all?

[dead_tongue]

how do i fix that?!

[longlegs]

if you're anything like me right now?
you don't

[dead_tongue]

wtf do you mean
who stole your heart
mila love is a lie you know that

[longlegs]

you stop that
love is not a lie it's just
complicated!
and sometimes it's difficult
and sometimes it isn't

[ girl ]

[dead_tongue]

who is it

[longlegs]

you have to promise you're not gonna go running to him for gossip after i tell you

[ Which means it's one of Iggy's friends. ]

[dead_tongue]

i promise

[longlegs]

good
it's your bestie teddie weston-price
who you never introduced me to by the way!

[dead_tongue]

only because we weren't partying together!
you know his ex is here right
we should ruin his life so you have teddie all to yourself

[longlegs]

whoa what what did his ex do??