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[mygoodsir]

I do deeply respect the library. I have read so much since my arrival here. And watched so many films!

Is there something you desire?

[longlegs]

that's right!
you have so much to catch up on too
you'll have to show me your favorite movies

oh uh
i'm not sure?
i'd have to think about it
if all else fails i'll just ask for something silly

[mygoodsir]

So very much!
Oh, there is a series! It is called The Blue Planet, have you heard of it? It is ever so wonderful.

What qualifies as silly?

[longlegs]

aww i remember them showing that to me when i was a kid! david attenborough is so iconic
i could definitely rewatch that sometime

i don't know like
a unicorn plushie
a rainbow slinky

[mygoodsir]

It's so beautiful. I must admit I was quite overcome with emotion while watching it. Tim had to explain to me how they managed to film such things.

What is a slinky?

[longlegs]

yeah it's a ton of work
it's got to feel magical though
being there and getting those images

oh it's like this really goofy toy
a huge long spring that you do tricks with
i used to throw them down stairs because they'd stretch and re-form so it was like they were walking down on their own
tiny cellar was easily entertained

[ Like most kids. ]

[mygoodsir]

I dearly wish I could. Oh, such wonders this world holds!

That sounds delightful!

[longlegs]

[ pls why is he so cute

why was she mean to him ]

it's decided then
we're having a blue planet rewatch and i'm getting you a slinky

[mygoodsir]

[Because he was a dick.]

Oh, you'll spoil me.

If you wish a chaperone I'll not be offended. For decorum's sake.

[longlegs]

a chaperone?

[mygoodsir]

Well.

You are a young lady.

[longlegs]

are you doing anything i should be worried about?

[mygoodsir]

Goodness, no. I am a gentleman. But for your peace of mind, I felt I should offer.

[longlegs]

then i trust you
that's all the peace of mind i need ♥
thanks for offering though

[mygoodsir]

It is my pleasure.

And I thank you for your kind understanding. I admit I was very worried about the repercussions of last month.

[longlegs]

you've got nothing to worry about, promise

[ ... ]

maybe don't tell anyone about my cosplays, though

[mygoodsir]

Do you still do those?

[longlegs]

that

[ Hmm. How much flirting will this Harry allow coming from her? ]

depends on why you're asking?

[mygoodsir]

Curiosity?

[longlegs]

the 'I'm just being polite because cellar needs friends' kind of curiosity or the 'I wanna see it again' kind of curiosity?

[mygoodsir]

I would never be so presumptuous as to think you world be interested in titillating me.

But I will admit it was very interesting, the entire 'dressing up' aspect.

[longlegs]

maybe you should be just a little presumptuous, harry

wanna dress up with me?
i promise i'd find you an appropriate outfit

[ She won't put him in a pink nurse dress. Unless ]

[mygoodsir]

Should I? My apologies.

I admit that I still feel uncomfortable in much of modern attire. But I would be willing to try.

[longlegs]

i'm updating the list
- be more presumptuous
- apologize less
- ♥

you were wearing modern attire last month, right? is there anything you think you liked about it?

[mygoodsir]

Sorry.

I was. I admit the materials were very soft. And less layers in the summer heat was undeniably lovely.