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[longlegs]

[ oh, how he makes her blush. ]

you know I'll do anything for you babe

[ ... ]

i might have something to show you too

[chokedout]

yeah? what's that

[longlegs]

just something I've been practicing for a while

[ and was too shy to tell him about it. she only decided to change that seconds ago, really. ]

i still suck at it but at least i kinda suck less
you can't make fun of me okay

[chokedout]

i'd never

i look forward to seeing it
you're talented beyond belief, babe
i'm excited

[longlegs]

you haven't even seen it!
definitely hope i don't disappoint now

any news on what you were planning with iggy?

[chokedout]

my wife can do anything, so i know it'll be great

and what was that again
the witchcraft?

[longlegs]

wait what
witchcraft?
he can do that?

[chokedout]

oh, i'm trying to teach him!
but we kind of just did 12 y/o girl magic
summoning him a boyfriend, etc

[longlegs]

oh
aww that's so sweet

it's really been making him feel down huh

[chokedout]

i don't think it helps, esp w his teen heartthrob disappearing

i feel bad sometimes
i just want him to have love in his life
the long lasting kind
he deserves it

[longlegs]

same
he's so sweet and funny
idk what's taking all these guys so long
well... i guess it doesn't help that they keep disappearing

[chokedout]

between you and me tho, i think it's better he settles down w someone who wasn't still in high school


but yeah, i know how much it can hurt
yet wherever i end up going i always end up there for the long haul
at 10 months here. wild, right?

[chokedout]

[shut up don't call him a hypocrite for his thing w dom okay]

[longlegs]

[ she can't talk because she keeps making out with teenagers too oop ]

yeah
i didn't think it would take this long for raíz to notice I'm gone but
now idk how i feel about going back just yet

anyway
i thiiink iggy would be really good with someone older
like someone who's as open as he is but also ready to commit?
stability would help him relax and he could let himself be happy

am i just saying nonsense i can't tell

[chokedout]

someone fun with a sense of humor but who will also be there to protect him
kinda person who's always watching but rarely intervening?
yeah, i hope he gets that


do you think raíz might know you're gone but is letting it play out, too?

[longlegs]

yeah! he could balance things out

i don't know
i thought about it but she's pretty serious about the family dinners
like no ones allowed to miss them and if they do she just grabs them and makes them appear at the table
then again time like...freezes, too
none of the guys from home knew i was missing
it's been months for me and they said they'd seen me the day before they woke up here and whatever

[chokedout]

maybe it's a weird time vacuum?
it was like that for me where i was before here
nobody would seem to notice anyone missing from home
and if they went back home and then returned, they wouldn't remember the time they spent away from home while back there either
it was kinda mindbendy

maybe it's the same thing here

[longlegs]

like what happened with august, right?
he was away for years and didn't realize he'd been here until he got back
how long was he gone for us?
weeks?

[chokedout]

yeah
i don't know how it works but the whole cross universe thing's not playing by any familiar rules

which means i might still be 23
im holding out hope

[longlegs]

[ Pff. ]

sooo what should i tell people next month?

[chokedout]

that's up to you babe
but do I get to throw a party?

[longlegs]

i thought about it
there's a few people i'd like to celebrate with if everything doesn't go to hell

[ she jinxed it. ]

question is if you wanna say you're into older women once you're 23 and i turn 26

[chokedout]

i mean, technically i'll still be into older women if i stay 25
i win every which way

[longlegs]

well let me know when you make up your mind
we have to be in sync for whenever we have to answer questions about each other
you know, for the next magical escape room they drop on us

[chokedout]

Well, i guess i wouldn't want to lose the year i've been with you
so i'll have to keep it. but i am still very into my older lady, my cougar, my sexy lady ♥