inbox

[longlegs]

welcome to the saltburnt network

cellar spider

@mommylonglegs

AUDIO

VIDEO

TEXT

ACTION

Comments

[longlegs]

you didn't ask who's number one

[deadnerve]

my pride can live without knowing

speaking of great dick guess what kinda dick i found recently

[longlegs]

no let me be funny
it's me

what kinda dick have you found recently

[deadnerve]

shit well played

you're gonna be jealous but it's kinda a secret
it knots

[longlegs]

thank you i'll be here all week/month

wdym it knots

[ she's had this conversation with theo probably ]

[deadnerve]

it knots




:-)

[longlegs]

explaaain

[deadnerve]

cellar, i know you've read the same fanfiction i have

[longlegs]

you don't know my life you don't know my choices

[ he does ]

i want more deets about this person you goof

[ aka she wants to know if this is theo's ex without directly asking ]

[deadnerve]

idk man he just has a really cool dick feature
he was like shy about it too, all like....... sometimes.... stuff happens

and then i was like dude wtf
and then he was gonna bail and i was like duuuude
and then he was like i knot,,,
and i was like
DUDEEEE

[longlegs]

does he happen to have pink hair?

[deadnerve]

did you know about mr knotface all this time?

[longlegs]

for the record i never experienced it myself
i only knew because that's teddie's ex

[deadnerve]

i guess they could knot make it work

[longlegs]

oh my god

how long have you been waiting to use that one

[deadnerve]

not long, it just came to me

[longlegs]

wow, scrungly's just a comedic genius

[deadnerve]

i'm sensing a lot of jealousy

[longlegs]

i am so not jealous

[ Maybe a little? Theo made it sound... Not bad?? ]

[deadnerve]

just face it, u missed out on your window to dogdick bc of ur bf

[longlegs]

there's more to life than dogdick devon

[deadnerve]

that's what someone who isn't getting any would say :'P

[longlegs]

i'm going to spank you

[deadnerve]

oh that's hot

[longlegs]

no it's punishment for you being a bad bad boy