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[medals]

doesn't really matter i guess
sorry

[longlegs]

are you sure?

[medals]

i don't think i'll ever see him again
and if i do
i think he would kill me if he didn't before

[longlegs]

[ girl do we need to protect you from ever man that's ever lived ]

if he comes here, will you tell me?

[medals]

that's sweet
i can resurrect myself now though dw

[longlegs]

i know plenty of people who have been brought back or who can just heal themselves back home
pretty sure they all agree that the dying part is still miserable

[medals]

my first death was the worst, i think. it was really lonely.

every one after hasn't been like that.

[longlegs]

can i tell you why i'm afraid of dying?

[medals]

course you can

[longlegs]

our boss back home, raíz
reality and everything in it is like her playground
she's not really a goddess in any traditional sense
it's like we're all in an ant farm that she visits every now and then
one of her many rules is that no one is allowed to kill those of us in the blood pact

if someone kills me, jem
doesn't matter who or what they are
there's going to be a punishment for them when she shows up
she'll just make our killer disappear
no kill, no torture, no putting them away somewhere
they just cease to exist, forever, no body left behind

i'm really scared this place is going to lead someone i love to kill me
and then i'll never be able to see them again

[medals]

she sounds like a real bitch

[longlegs]

she's actually kinda sweet
and insanely pretty
like too much sugar that can kill you
but yeah
i guess when you have the kind of power she does you do whatever you want

[medals]

i'll tell you a secret

people with too much power scare me a bit

[longlegs]

i think that just makes you sane, jem

they are pretty damn scary

[medals]

i dated god once
a year ago.

[longlegs]

[ deeply afraid to ask, ]

set?

[medals]

isn't set gay

[longlegs]

i have zero clue

[medals]

huh

anyway no it wasn't set

[longlegs]

which god, then?

[medals]

john gaius.

he left us twice. maybe that should be funny.

[longlegs]

god's name is john?

[medals]

it was john or necrolord prime and i can tell you right now which one i was not calling him on a daily basis

[longlegs]

not to offend john the god but necrolord prime sounds like a 13 yo's gamertag on xbox

[medals]

HAHAHA

he was a nerd actually. he used to be like, an environmental activist before he ate the world or whatever. the god undying, necrolord prime. nerdiest shit i have ever heard in my life. he liked the spice girls. he had the most unhinged kinks. one time i caught him doing the cha cha slide naked.

i miss him a lot.