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i'm alive again so we ball

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[ that's one way of seeing it ]

okay

i'll be honest i don't even remember what i was messaging you about

everything longer than a week ago feels like a fever dream

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do you wanna get fucked up and watch johnny bravo with me

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that's the most romantic thing i've heard all day

mayhaps all week

where

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i'm in eddie's room but he's sleeping in his coffin

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#mood

guessing it's soundproofed and we won't wake up an extremely grumpy vampire?

[medals]

absolutely not
but i'm his favourite person in the whole world

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and what happens to those of us who are not his favorite person in the whole world?

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he gets shouty

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oh
i can handle shouty

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you just have to give him the 🥺🥺🥺

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i'm totally an expert on 🥺🥺🥺
i used to use it on Great all the time

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girl dominated fields!!!

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girls rule boys drool etc

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they're sooooooooooo
stupid

thank god for women

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we should show our appreciation for women really