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[dead_tongue]

the one with the hat? no! she's cute, i like her. i bet when she grows up she gets a jeep.

[longlegs]

[ pff ]

maybe!
i was thinking we could do a dinner with all of us too
like our favorite people and stuff

[ aka who they're dating ]

that's probably silly though

[dead_tongue]

i don't think it's silly, i think it's cute af.

are you going to invite that old timey guy because it might make melissa's head explode since i think he's her uncle

[longlegs]

omg iggy it's a dinner not an orgy
i doubt she'll be that freaked out
are you sure it's her head that's exploding and not yours

[dead_tongue]

hey if you and Theo wanna rail some dude who smells like mothballs and werthers that's your business.

Finch and Ptolemais fucked and i think that's cute but she says it was a one time thing.

[longlegs]

*get railed by

[ sorry harry, she couldn't resist ]

why the but
is being a one time thing bad?

[dead_tongue]

right i forgot the fossil is a top.

nooo it's fine i just think they're cute together 🥺

[longlegs]

[ iggy president of the goodsir hate club ]

sometimes you just have to let the cuteness take place on its own
idk if they're both the matchmaking type

[ especially ptolemais cough ]

[dead_tongue]

yeah you're right
but i ship it.

[longlegs]

who don't you ship?

[dead_tongue]

uhh
ok point

[longlegs]

♥
you're the best btw

[dead_tongue]

no u