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[longlegs]

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[temujackie]

it's not flattery if it's the truth :)
and yes! i do, 100%

i have so many hats now i think i might have to retire the original

[longlegs]

where do you wanna go? your turn to pick

nooo nothing can replace the original
what have i done

[temujackie]

we should go to the zoo

i should make her a shrine or something
have a ceremony, say a few words to honor her

[longlegs]

aww!
i'm totally in
but you're gonna secretly keep her, right?
surely you wouldn't actually get rid of The Hat

[temujackie]

i'd keep her safe somewhere
i don't think i could throw the hat away

[longlegs]

good, the hat's gonna live forever

also that's 100% a yes on the zoo

have you met delphine?

[temujackie]

awesome :) i almost said the planetarium but then we wouldn't get to show off our clothes

not officially?

[longlegs]

and that's why you're a genius

omg
you have to come meet her!
unless she finds us first
delphine just kinda shows up when she feels like it
did you have pets back home?

[temujackie]

plus i heard there's a shark there sometimes

i think she was walking around at your party
next time she's here text me and i'll come meet her

yeah, we had a dog. barney.
have??? idk, i guess my parents still have him
did you?

[longlegs]

i didn't know about the shark! what kind?

[ nts drag thresh to the zoo ]

oh yeah!
delphine's the real center of everyone's attention tbh
you've got a deal

barney is such a cute name
i didn't have any pets, which is probably for the best? i'd miss them way too much

[temujackie]

i don't know
a big one [ do not @ me but it's a megalodon ]

lol no biggie, i'm used to letting other people be the center of attention. or cats in this case

thanks :) i miss walking him
i totally know what you mean though
my one friend akilah is super into animals. we found some in the wilderness, like ducks and stuff, after the first winter? and she named ALL of them and would carry them around during the day like they were her pets
we all told her that was a bad idea lol
it's easier that way

[longlegs]

[ meg 3: pippin's revenge ]

well, if there's an occasion where cats are absent, i'm making you the center of my attention ;)

yeaaah definitely not a good idea
poor akilah

[ Mel used is, so Cellar thinks: she's still alive somewhere. ]

you know, actually
i got this tamagotchi when i first landed here
it creates these funny hybrids of animals until they go back into it
it's been a loooong while since i used it
wanna see what happens?
(yes it's weird as hell, but it's also awesome)

[temujackie]

oh yeah? :P

she's really sweet. you'd like her

omg no way
i absolutely wanna see what happens
i actually gave my secret santa a tamagotchi. like a regular one though
they're sooo popular when i'm from

[longlegs]

i'm sure i would ♥ maybe she'll come here too?

that's so cuuute, i didn't even think about giving one
there's so many to choose from too
i heard it was a huge thing in the 90s right?

[temujackie]

i hope so
i wish all of them could

yeah! so popular. beanie babies too
omg i can't believe i never asked this before but is "the real world" still on tv when you're from??

sweats in european

[longlegs]

me too
it'd be cool for you to have all your friends here

that ended a while ago, i think?
people don't really care about mtv anymore

[temujackie]

yeah
then we could actually play again

[ jock priorities ]

what the fuck

[longlegs]

you've got a few more people on your team here too, right?
we could have a mini-league or something

yeah... didn't think it'd happen but it did
tbh it kinda stopped being about music anyway
and people don't need to tune in to listen to what they actually want to

[temujackie]

yelena plays goalie for us sometimes, and kate will definitely play
i told finch i'd practice with him too :) but i don't think he wants to hang out with the team really

that makes sense
it's still kinda sad though

[longlegs]

oh right, i remember yelena talking about that
is kate any good? i feel like that's a trick question, kate might as well good at everything
and you let me handle finch
we can rat him out to iggy or something

[ rip to mtv, she doesn't remember really watching it anyway ]

[temujackie]

kate is one of those annoying people who is good at every sport that exists, i think
haha, really?? okay, as long as it doesn't point back to me :)

[longlegs]

right?? AND she cooks
like leave something for the rest of us, jeez

i'll make sure it doesn't
pretty sure he's like the most harmless little dude here though

[ 'little dude' ok girl ]

[temujackie]

wow, she cooked for you, huh? interesting :P

haha!
yeah, he's really nice
he told me he thinks i'm in a cult though

[longlegs]

oh yeah
she cooked a ton
and it was all so freaking delicious
should we make her cook for the both of us?

[ wink wink, sorry kate. and now: ]

say what

[temujackie]

yes, i totally think we should

oh, it was back in october [ like that explains everything. but doesn't it? ]
and i guess he didn't teeechnically use the word cult, he just kinda implied it
but we're cool, don't worry