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[chokedout]

It would've been a really subtle hex. A rash every other weekend. An unscratchable ball itch. Y'know?

[So serious!!]

But yeah, I'm still brainstorming.

[longlegs]

If it's subtle, how would he know it was meant to stop him?

[ Cellar, you just said don't do it. ]

Anyway, I'll talk to him. God, he's such an ass sometimes.

[chokedout]

It's not, it's meant to make me feeeeel better.

[But, y'know.]

Did you two ever...?

[longlegs]

[ She makes a face, but it's not like she can blame Theo for wondering. They're not exactly the pickiest individuals out there, this pair. ]

No, it was never like that. We're just close, and he gets... intense. He's had a really messed up life.

[chokedout]

So he's just intensely in love with you, but also thinks you're in love with him.

[Not challenging her words, just - contemplating. He's all over team "lead him on for the greater good" here.]

Should I worry about any of his uh, special talents in particular?

[longlegs]

[ She gives the verbal equivalent of a shrug. Girl's been in denial about leading him on, okay. That's her villain storyline, and it involves playing with fire. ]

Just the one.

[ ... That rots and kills people. Uhh. ]

But he isn't gonna touch you.

[chokedout]

But if he does - what... happens?

[Baby, he hasn't learned he's a zomboy yet.]

[longlegs]

The lifesteal?

[ Ugh. The memories of the things she's seen are coming over now. ]

It, uh. Kills your body. Like... it rots.

[ She's cringing really hard. ]

[chokedout]

[Sounds like a fucking final fantasy move.]

Oh. Neat.

[Said in a tone that suggests the opposite.]

[longlegs]

[ Aaaannnyyywaaayyyy. ]

It isn't happening. So.

[chokedout]

Can I practice some wards on our room just in case?

[longlegs]

[ practicing magic!! ]

Yeah, babe, of course.

[chokedout]

Will you be hot and supervise and keep me from getting distracted?

[longlegs]

What could possibly be distracting you?

[chokedout]

Thoughts of doing things to my hot supervisor girlfriend?

[longlegs]

Oh, sure, we definitely can't have that.

[chokedout]

It'd be terrible.

[longlegs]

Right? So unproductive. You probably wouldn't be able to get anything done.

[chokedout]

I would just lay between those thighs all day. It's true.

[longlegs]

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

[ kya ]