longlegs | ► thellar!!!

pretty sure your ass can get anyone to tell you anything actually i'll be there in a few!

see u soon babe
she's on our bed (our our bed not our bed)

that's okay she's our special SPECIAL guest so she's allowed!

[ And she shows up a while after, immediately looking for their Special Special guest. Actually, first: a kiss. Then she pats his shoulder excitedly. ]

Let me see, let me see!

[Delphine is lounging like a queen on a pillow, dainty collar on her neck and eyes closed until Cellar arrives - slow blinking at her almost immediately. Theo's leading her right over, gesturing wildly at the little queen on their bed.]

Collar calls her Delphine. Delphy's cute, right?

Oh my god, hiii!

[ She crouches until she's at eye level with Delphine, letting her smell the backs of her fingers before tentatively petting the top of her head with two. ]

Delphine is... the best fucking name ever. [ Is she giggling? She's giggling. ] Hi Delphy! I'm Cellar. Are you and Teddie best friends yet? How'd you end up here, cutie?

[Theo joins her in fawning over the new friend, grinning.]

How illegal would it be to keep her, do you think? Would we get caught?

Who cares if we get caught, I'm not letting anyone take her away. [ Until the moment Delphine runs away, oh no. ] Oh my god, Teddie, look at her collar! Are those... [ Touching the diamonds softly, ] they're not real, are they?

I mean, in these parts? They could be.

[What kind of nerd would pamper a cat that much, though? HMMM.]

Oh, we're gonna need cat dishes. And cat food. And cat treats. And cat toys?

Yeah! [ Petting Delphine's cute little head with two fingers. ] Uhm, maybe from the bodega? They've gotta have stuff for their cats over there.

[ It's just one cat, but it always looks different, therefore: totally a bunch of different cats. ]

Is that where you came from, Delphy? Are you their queen?

You're not secretly a witch here to steal our secrets, are you? Are you?

[Said in a babying voice, as he scritches her chin.]

Maybe we should make this whole room hers? Whole bed now belongs to Delphy.

She's so pretty, she can have aaaall the secrets she wants.

[ Ha ha. ]

Do we sleep in the guest room? [ Looking at Theo, she tilts her head into his arm with a little laugh. ] Guess that's only fair.

Do you think it'd be fair to try and share with her? Like, we curl up on the other half...

[Cat gets the majority share?]

And we all cuddle together! Perfect. [ And now that's a kiss on his shoulder. Mwah. ] Who gets to be middle-spoon?

I think I'd be an awful boyfriend if I didn't insist you have it.

Aww. [ Smiling at him, petting Delphine. ] How about... we take turns.

I love you, wife of mine.

[And he loves their new child.]

I'm gonna go find some treats. You keep her company, spoil her, pamper her, dress her well?

Love you, husband of mine.

[ She grabs him by his shirt before he gets the chance to slip away, tugging him closer to plant a long, sweet kiss on his lips. ]

Yessir. Don't take too long, don't wanna keep the queen waiting.

[ or Delphine

wait ]

[He draws the kiss out with a slip of tongue and a sigh. With a fun, spontaneously british(?) accent:]

My lovely ladies, I shan't make you wait long for my return. I'll spoil you proper.

► thellar!!!

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