blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

[longlegs]

blood pact zoom meeting be like
hi i made a groupchat!!!

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
but also what are you doing how did u hack their group chat i'm calling the police

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[longlegs]

you are ♥︎

[longlegs]

maybe we should put a little tracker on him in case he gets lost
like a cute earring

[ aka in case he finds the drug room and never wants to leave ]

[longlegs]

how?? who've you even been sucking from this time

i mean like
with your power thing

obviously

1/2

[masticated]

[masticated]

nobody i meant i'd kill him

[longlegs]

[ help her jeebus (raiz is jeebus) ]

how about we don't go angry koala on this one

[deadnerve]

maybe
what will party snacks be

[longlegs]

NOT peanuts
ok i was thinking samosas, sandwiches, a bunch of cheese, chips, tapas
what do you feel like?

[deadnerve]

i would [redacted] for chocolate cake

[longlegs]

got it

wait
what kind of redacted

[deadnerve]

you probably don't want to know the deprived things i would do

just make sure there's cake

[deadnerve]

and don't let saber touch it

[longlegs]

listen i'm fine with depraved that's like this place's official sport or something
the kind of redacted i don't accept is where you go losing body parts ok we're keeping all of those on us today

and dw i won't

[deadnerve]

i will be on my best behavior




if i can call you mommy

[masticated]

i'm gonna gut you

[masticated]

give me 1 good reason

[deadnerve]

it's not your turn on the xbox yet, get lost

[longlegs]

i'm thinking maybe i should be a nun instead
i'll ask spot how she got in

[longlegs]

i thought angry koala WAS the reason

[masticated]

don't test me cellar
you wanna be on thin ice too?

[longlegs]

how am i testing you??
you guys are the ones who told me the story wtf

[deadnerve]

going celibate, cellar?
celi cellar?

[masticated]

do you want your help or are you gonna keep annoying me about this

[longlegs]

brb marrying jesus or whatever it is that they do
and i'm doing it for your sins hope you feel the guilt

[longlegs]

[ Dragging. Hands. Down. Her face. ]

i want your help and i want everyone to be alive before during and after this party thanks