blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

[longlegs]

blood pact zoom meeting be like
hi i made a groupchat!!!

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
but also what are you doing how did u hack their group chat i'm calling the police

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un: mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

hi guys!!
this is cellar btw
we should have a little party just for us
catch up on what we've been up to and stuff??

@zombieboy

[masticated]

why
i don't care what they've been up to and neither should you

[longlegs]

what's it like to hate fun

[masticated]

my fun and your fun are different

is there gonna be food

[longlegs]

course there's gonna be food!
gonna grab a bunch of stuff from the kitchen and you should help

@userdev

[deadnerve]

hello mommy 2.0

[masticated]

don't call her that

[deadnerve]

1. she's hosting a get together for us, it's mommy 2.0
2. it's in her name
3. sorry your kinks are on display

[masticated]

you think i care about that? fuck yeah i got a mommy kink moms are hot

but that's not her and you'll be lucky if i don't pull out your damn tongue

[longlegs]

hi scrungly were you napping

[deadnerve]

maybe
what will party snacks be

[deadnerve]

riding the merry go round gets you high
jsyk

[Is he lying in hopes of baiting an unsuspecting soul to ride it?]

[longlegs]

you went on the merry go round?

[deadnerve]

what would be wrong about doing so

[longlegs]

you sure you weren't already high

cw: emet ?

[duracells]

so how close are you to barfing up your insides?

[ because if that's the case obviously he's ridden several times. ]

[deadnerve]

i made a mess alright

[duracells]

get off

[ neon. if only you knew. ]

[masticated]

bullshit

[deadnerve]

and how would you know

[masticated]

let's go see

you get on the ride and i record how fucked up you get.

@userdev

[deadnerve]

so how do we feel about answering craigslist posts these days

[deadnerve]

i'm putting dirt under all your pillows

[longlegs]

shan't

[deadnerve]

u'd be my only exception