blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

[longlegs]

blood pact zoom meeting be like
hi i made a groupchat!!!

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
but also what are you doing how did u hack their group chat i'm calling the police

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un: mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

hi guys!!
this is cellar btw
we should have a little party just for us
catch up on what we've been up to and stuff??

@zombieboy

[masticated]

why
i don't care what they've been up to and neither should you

[longlegs]

what's it like to hate fun

[masticated]

my fun and your fun are different

is there gonna be food

[longlegs]

course there's gonna be food!
gonna grab a bunch of stuff from the kitchen and you should help

[masticated]

i'll help by telling everyone what to get how's that

[longlegs]

but saber i need your big strong manly aaaaaaarms

@neon

[duracells]

what do you need?
i'll see what i can find

[ :) see how easy it is to be nice, saber? ]

[masticated]

yeah you do

okay i'll do it

[masticated]

back off she asked me

[longlegs]

just need to know your favorite snacks!
sabe is gonna help me :)

[ she's making a useful social person outta him by god (god says hey leave me out of it) ]

[duracells]

i mean i'm already in the kitchen

[ he is not. ]

i don't see you here

[longlegs]

perfect!
ok first we def need beer
do you think we can get the staff to cook for us
they do that for the others right

[duracells]

i'm not picky

[ well - ]

just nothing with peanuts

[longlegs]

no peanuts got it!
excited about your vacation away from great?

[ says the girl who really fucking misses great dane but we don't talk about it!! ]

[masticated]

i'm getting real liquor nobody wants beer

i don't know probably cause i'm not fucking cooking

[masticated]

if i go to your room and you're in bed i'm stabbing you in the face

[longlegs]

hey as long as you're carrying
yeaaaa you guys don't want me to cook either sheesh
i mean i got some cupcakes from them last time no prob
maybeee samosas
sandwiches
cheese
chips or crisps if we wanna talk fancy
oh oh tapas

[duracells]

seems like a waste of time when you could be here helping

[longlegs]

NO STABBING ONLY FUN

[duracells]

i don't know, i think there's worse company

[ not naming names or anything. ]

[longlegs]

[ oop!! ]

but no more computer problems at least

[masticated]

i'm otw right now you better scram if you wanna live

[duracells]

[ he's not in his room so he's not worried. ]

if you don't want to carry all the heavy stuff you should just say so

[masticated]

i'm getting peanut butter sandwiches and chips that's for everyone isn't it?

[fully aware it isn't for everyone :)]

got it covered for ya