blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

[longlegs]

BLOOD PACT GC

chum

mommylonglegs

neon

userdev

zombieboy

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Comments

[deadnerve]

uh okay so i did something dumb
and to be clear, it wasn't just me. it was me and ren, um
so far this is the only result of it that i see
but i'm this close to asking you both to please fucking kill me

[duracells]

??
what the hell did you do

[deadnerve]

We thought this whole thing was really shit
so we went to the stocks and tried to set them on fire, it
didn't really work and now in response to this "crime"
everything i fucking say ends up coming out like a stupid fuckass rhyme

not here

[longlegs]

[longlegs]

i guess it could be worse?

who had the idea btw

[deadnerve]

it was sort of a shared idea between us
didn't really expect all this fuss
they're just like, a stupid fuckass stock
so fuck that guy and and his entire fuckass flock

[longlegs]

can't say i disagree with you
also kinda impressed that you can do all that

the rhyming part, i mean
i already knew you could set things on fire

[deadnerve]

if you only knew
the extent of things i could do

[longlegs]

devon we've been living together for how many years now

[deadnerve]

sis it's a sex thing, i'm making a joke
about how i can fuck nonstop and not croak

[longlegs]

yes i know
you're noisy and loud
the way that you go
would make any megaphone proud

[deadnerve]

now you're rhyming to mock me
i've got two eyes, i can see

[longlegs]

i made it just for you
are you proud of me too?

[duracells]

jesus christ
even out loud?

[deadnerve]

yes
i will confess.