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[longlegs]

BLOOD PACT GC

chum

mommylonglegs

neon

userdev

zombieboy

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Comments

[masticated]

who wanted to keep it a secret?

and why'd you do that for me?

[duracells]

[ ignoring the first question so saber doesn't take that info, run, and likely cause more problems (though he could probably answer it himself if he just did a lil math), and moving on to the second.

neon is typing...

neon is typing...

neon is typing... ]

because no matter how fucked up you can be sometimes, you're still our family. are you stupid?

[ angrily hits send and watches devon play his gameboy >:( ]

[masticated]

no i'm not fuckin stupid fuck you

[a beat. several beats. a second text:]

guess i owe you guys one

[bro is allergic to 'thank you'.]

1/2

[duracells]

you don't owe us anything

[ maybe a thank you but neon knows there's not a god damn chance in hell.

well. hold on. there is maybe one other thing. ]

except for maybe chilling the hell out for a while

[duracells]

[ several minutes later. ]

thanks, btw
for checking on everyone

[masticated]

the fuck is a while to you? it's been two months since i last killed somebody

[kind of a lie. sometimes he gets a hankering and strangles a maid.]

like you said
family

[duracells]

last i checked it takes way less than killing someone for you to piss everybody off

[masticated]

c'mon people love me cause i'm honest

[says the least honest person here.]

[duracells]

name five people
present chat excluded

[masticated]

shadowheart, shauna, jinx

except jinx is gone
uh

roza and liv

[duracells]

okay
now try five names excluding people you've slept with

[masticated]

[]

how many people can you say love you that you haven't fucked?

[duracells]

i can name at least three
which is three more than you it sounds like

[ not trying to spark another argument, just answering questions that saber doesn't seem to want to answer. ]

look, i'm not dick measuring with you here
tell me you get my point. it's really not that hard, man

[masticated]

fuck you

lemme put this into words you can understand: you ever do something so much it feels like second nature to you?

[duracells]

[ objectively, neon might call this a skill. a talent. in the context of having this conversation with saber: ]

do you need me to tell you you've got an addiction?

[ to killing, fucking, dying, fucking up? whichever fits. ]

[masticated]

it's not an addiction
huh maybe

sometimes it feels like i have to do it

or i don't know what else to do so i do it anyway. been like this since i can remember
since i was a kid

that sound like addiction to you?

[duracells]

i mean
yeah? kinda. addiction, obsession maybe. little bit of both.

[ little bit of neither, too. ]

there's gotta be a better outlet, man

[masticated]

i'm an obsessive guy

[is this what real conversations feel like...]

kinda gave up on better outlets 70ish years ago
there's no gettin better from what i've got

unless my mind gets wiped

[duracells]

[ half serious, half not: ]

you ever just try taking a damn nap?
when you get that itch or whatever

[masticated]

nah i kill a maid i can't sleep when i'm excited
that helps me relax

you take naps?

[duracells]

[ neon pinches between his eyes and shows his phone to devon. this guy's killing maids as a hobby, jfc. ]

i mean i don't regularly get the urge to kill the help
but i do sometimes pop an ambien when i need to just shut everything the fuck off for a couple hours, sure

[masticated]

yeah yeah but i got the urge in me all the time either i kill a maid or somebody someone cares about

[that doesn't make it better, saber.]

kinda built a resistance to ambien
never been a downers guy i like stimulants

lazy shit. go to the gym

[duracells]

brain's still going at the gym, idiot

[ jesus christ, this was going well (?) for like thirty whole seconds. ]

i bet those dancing fruit videos they make for toddlers would do wonders for you

[masticated]

i learned a couple things at the hospitals
drugs won't make you better. they'll knock you out sure but you're still gonna be fucked up when you're awake

what dancing fruit videos

[your insult has gone right over his head, neon.]

[duracells]

[ y'know, this has been a lot. neon's not about to get into a back and forth about hospitals and proper treatment and whatever else from a guy who probably stuck his meds under his tongue and flushed them later. ]

look them up if we ever get back home