blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

[longlegs]

BLOOD PACT GC

chum

mommylonglegs

neon

userdev

zombieboy

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Comments

[deadnerve]

i might've lost a lizard in one of ur rooms

[longlegs]

wait
since when do you have a lizard

[deadnerve]

since like forever
duh

[longlegs]

link

[deadnerve]

i dont know what you are talking about

[longlegs]

kind of a running theme with you isn't it

[duracells]

you’ve had it for ten minutes please tell me you’re joking

[deadnerve]

SHE IS COLD AND ALONE, LOST AND AFRAID
AND THIS IS THE TIME YOU CHOOSE TO SAY THIS TO ME

[duracells]

we’ve gotta bet you both a leash i stg
when did you see her last
have you checked your clothes

[deadnerve]

OF COURSE IVE CHECKED MY CLTOHES
IDK SHE's JUST GONE

i was making her a bikini and i looked up and shes' gone

[duracells]

she’ll get cold it’s WINTER idiot

[ but like. idiot, affectionate. ]

[longlegs]

explain

[duracells]

we found a lizard room
well. it’s more of a lamp room?
with a bunch of insects and reptiles in it.


[ neon and devon are dads now. ]

[longlegs]

and you didn't tell me!!

[duracells]

it’s
a fairly recent development?

[macrosmatic]

Did the lizard escape from the lamp room or did you take the lizard out of the lamp room?

[ this is important ]

[duracells]

two things can be true at the same time

[macrosmatic]

Excuse me?

[deadnerve]

you're excused

[macrosmatic]

I swear if this thing dies in my room
Why did you have a lizard at all?

[longlegs]

nooo it can't die in your room!

[ IN PERSON / INDESCRIMINATE TIME LATER ]

[deadnerve]

[ a blood curdling scream best ala the lungs of a 12 year old boy ]

[macrosmatic]

[ does she want to be involved in this? NO

is she still coming over to make sure devon isn't being murdered? reluctantly ]

What?

[deadnerve]

[He is holding a tail. Just a tail. And making many AeuGUHhh noises, before ultimately throwing it at her when he realizes he cannot touch it any longer.

The lizard itself is nowhere to be found.]

[macrosmatic]

[ now there are two of them screaming like a 12 year old boy because whaaat the fuck ]