blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

[longlegs]

cellar
spider

@mommylonglegs

devon
rex

@lethalhole

neon
tetra

@neon

saber
tooth

@zombieboy

thresher
shark

@chum

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Comments

@lethalhole

[deadnerve]

im too hung over for whatever's going on rn

@chum

[macrosmatic]

You talking about the vampires or the new girl?

[deadnerve]

the fucking scooby doo ass motherfucker

[macrosmatic]

Yeah, I'm not getting involved in that

[duracells]

i thought someone was streaming some cw bullshit for like three solid minutes
who the hell even is this guy

[deadnerve]

i have so much secondhand embarrassment
which

do you know how hard it is for me to feel embarrassed

[duracells]

[ looking at his camera roll... ]

i thought your ability to feel embarrassment took off with your ability to feel pain

[masticated]

whoever he is he's doin everything wrong

[deadnerve]

i think i could pull off scary murderer better
that's saying something

[duracells]

shit's gotta be terrible for me to agree with you

[macrosmatic]

The fucking monologue alone deserves jail time

un: mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

hope they get that weirdo

also like
should we talk about the girl?
i should add her, right?

[macrosmatic]

Hold on, hold on
Do literally any of us know her?

[longlegs]

i don't remember meeting her, no
or anyone called bird of paradise

[macrosmatic]

Well, I've never heard of her either

[longlegs]

that's weird

but i mean

some people show up here from the future?

like melissa met misty when they were teenagers but she showed up as an adult

[macrosmatic]

It's possible
Is it likely?
And they still knew each other even within the fucked up timeline, right? It wasn't one of them showing up a complete stranger to the other

[deadnerve]

it's a no from me dog
but i've been here since like june

[macrosmatic]

I've only been here two months and I don't recognize her at all
I'm not saying she's lying, but it's strange

un: neon

[duracells]

[ immediately, and pinging everyone else just to be sure they see it: ]

@ chum @ lethalhole @ zombieboy
DO NOT ADD HER TO THIS CHAT

[longlegs]

[ shockedpikachu.jpg ]

what happened?

[duracells]

not a single one of us knows who she is.
but she knows we're here, which implies she knows us to some degree.
i already don't like that. i know every single agent we have, even those that have come and gone.

[longlegs]

what does that make her then?
she's not pretending to be one of us for fun

[ thinking about that other kidnapping post. ]

or maybe she is, idk

[macrosmatic]

@chum has emphasized your comment

[masticated]

don't have to tell me twice