blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

[longlegs]

BLOOD PACT GC

chum

mommylonglegs

neon

userdev

zombieboy

THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

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@userdev

[deadnerve]

so if i somehow actually eat shit and die or disappear or whatever
which of u guys wants to deal w the fallout for me
like my little list of demands, will-wise

(not u saber)

[longlegs]

you're not allowed to die.

[deadnerve]

well like, obv, i'm not allowed
but if i did
etc

[longlegs]

don't

[ She hates this, can you tell. ]

who have you been talking to

[deadnerve]

harry put me on his to-notify list
i just wanted to make my own list
so nobody forgets my rock in the water or whatever

[longlegs]

[ why did she have mila's kneejerk reaction to seeing that name in his context? anyway. ]

we're not gonna forget your rock devon

[ it will likely be cellar, because neon has trouble with water and saber sucks. she's also weirdly protective of anyone outside the pact getting the name stones. she hasn't thought about her own. ]

[deadnerve]

promise?

the other thing was like
if i don't die but i disappear like people do
who gets my porn collection, etc

[longlegs]

you're not disappearing either
quit that
when we leave we're doing it together
so i guess that means you bring the collection with you

1/2

[duracells]

are you planning on dying or disappearing or whatever

[duracells]

you're not in the middle of bleeding out more than you can keep up with and this is your way of telling us are you?

[deadnerve]

do you think i'd type this well if i was
it'd be 100% a voice note


but no idk, i was just talking to someone about this stuff
we should probably have a family plan

[duracells]

voice to text exists
but anyway

you talk to people about... dying?

[deadnerve]

yeah? i mean
people here don't die die
but someone's gotta get their rock and whatever
i don't know the full process start to finish
but someone i was talking to was like, ur on my list of people to get notified if something happens to me
so i thought it might be cool
or whatever

[duracells]

well obviously we should be on your list
cellar can handle your rock, i don't trust saber not to smash it into dust and sprinkle it into wet cement
i can do whatever else needs to be done

[ yes he knows saber can read this no he does not care. also he would take care of getting devon's rock if he didn't still have Issues With Deep Water, but cellar obviously has at least some experience retrieving rocks anyway, so between the three of them she's the expert, however unfortunate that is. ]

but you could just try not dying, idiot

[ parenthesis affectionate? ]

[deadnerve]

y'all have so little faith in me
ruining this sentimental moment
smh

[duracells]

is post-mortem porn redistribution sentimental?

[masticated]

i'm handling the fucking rock if he dies go swallow a knife

[duracells]

case in point

1/2

[masticated]

hey

[masticated]

fuck you

[deadnerve]

fuck you first

[masticated]

i'll get your stupid rock but i'm not doing any "will" shit.

what do you even have on your will

[deadnerve]

laptop
sims 2 games
porn

[masticated]

this is the most stupid list i've ever seen in my life i'm not getting these

[deadnerve]

im gonna make sure they're left 2 u