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cellar spider ([personal profile] longlegs) wrote2025-05-11 12:33 am

blood pact group chaaaat this will be great

cellar
spider
@mommylonglegs
devon
rex
@lethalhole
neon
tetra
@neon
saber
tooth
@zombieboy
thresher
shark
@chum


THIS CAST SAYS AND DOES A LOT OF FUCKED UP STUFF
AND THERE WILL LIKELY NOT BE ANY CONTENT WARNINGS
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
uh no she likes that title for herself
don't think i ever called her either of things
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
hell if i know
maybe she didn't wanna fuck me but she sure as shit liked lookin at me
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah you're right i'm gonna kill her
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
what? not on the menu??
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
c'mon i was only joshin

[debatable]
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
this is my first threat of the week

[except for the time a butler was in his way, and how someone at breakfast on tuesday scraped their fork against a plate, and on thursday night someone was taking too long on a machine at the gym.]

i'll do it
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
sofia likes me for what i am she's not firin me
not my fault ani can't fuckin accept she started it i wasn't trying to get fired
you'd know if i was
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
hell no silco doesn't like me
but he'd hire you

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@neon

[personal profile] duracells 2026-02-06 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a silent observer so far, mostly because he’s been (re)combing through the work group chat to try and make this escalation make sense - saber is a shithead but there were plenty of opportunities and valid reasons to fire saber before now: ]

don’t be stupid
if you want to get under her skin - in a NORMAL way - block her.
cut her off entirely. she thrives off of attention, so stop giving it to her all together.
don’t say her name, don’t talk about her or her people to anyone. change the conversation any time anything about her comes up, as if you don’t know who she is.
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like a fun game to me
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[personal profile] duracells 2026-02-06 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you know what yeah. let’s frame it as a game. whatever stops saber from killing someone and siccing more people on himself. ]

you have to commit
you CANNOT let her know you’re playing it or you’ll immediately lose
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i can do that she won't know a damn thing
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[personal profile] duracells 2026-02-06 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh. this was almost too easy. ]

perfect
if anyone’s great at mind games, it’s you.


[ — man who just successfully mind gamed him?? ]
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[bro just needs some direction😔]

so i can't leave a dead body at her door
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[personal profile] duracells 2026-02-06 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
automatic loss, dude.
that’s still giving her attention.
she can’t know you’re even THINKING about her or it’s over.
as a matter of fact, it’ll probably help if you don’t actually think about her, period.
move on.
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[for an obsessive thinker this is going to be difficult.]

damn but she's got such a body on her
i'm still gonna think about her in the shower
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[personal profile] duracells 2026-02-06 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
not getting into that with you.
just keep it in the shower, man.
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[personal profile] masticated 2026-02-06 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
oh i'm gonna