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i'm starting a cheer squad for yelena's soccer game
you guys in?

a) yes
b) yes
c) yes

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goooooo sports!

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hell yeah
are you ready to jump and kick a lot

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until i run out of breath! yelena is from the old country isn't she?

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yeah i think so

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well then i gotta support!

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pff
why is that the motivator?

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just because!
also i assumed you smooched her, that's my real motivation

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omg
no, i haven't
do you think i should fix that maybe

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absolutely!

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yessir on it sir

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report back!

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what if i suddenly decide i don't kiss and tell

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only if short skirts are involved on all parties

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obvi!!
i'm asking her if she's got any colors in mind
should be easy to make these outfits since they're gonna be as tiny as possible

you know
because it's summer and it's hot

and so are we

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if not skirts i want tiny shorts
they might be easier

ohhh we need pompoms too

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but shorts don't do the whole flappy things skirts dooo

of course pompoms are obligatory

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do we know what colorssss

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not yet! i'll get back to you when i have the intel

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we're gonna be so cute ♥

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we should see if one of the teams wants to bribe us to distract whoever's the referee

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We have good odds for success
should we practice our routine from the xmas drag show too?

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like a pre-number or a bonus after the game?

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now we need both babe

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double the work? how will poor iggy survive