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only if short skirts are involved on all parties

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obvi!!
i'm asking her if she's got any colors in mind
should be easy to make these outfits since they're gonna be as tiny as possible

you know
because it's summer and it's hot

and so are we

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if not skirts i want tiny shorts
they might be easier

ohhh we need pompoms too

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but shorts don't do the whole flappy things skirts dooo

of course pompoms are obligatory

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do we know what colorssss

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not yet! i'll get back to you when i have the intel

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we're gonna be so cute ♥

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we should see if one of the teams wants to bribe us to distract whoever's the referee

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We have good odds for success
should we practice our routine from the xmas drag show too?

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like a pre-number or a bonus after the game?

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now we need both babe

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double the work? how will poor iggy survive

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i will supply the redbull and cocaine

🎀

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[ snort. wait not like that ]

oh we totally got this then
see you at practice!