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cellar spider
@mommylonglegs
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deadnerve
2025-09-07 02:40 am (UTC)
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really?
[he's the kind of guy who wouldn't have ever noticed]
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longlegs
2025-09-07 02:43 am (UTC)
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[ debating whether to say it— ]
you were that distracted when i gave you a boobjob, huh
[ she said it ]
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deadnerve
2025-09-07 02:43 am (UTC)
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theyre still my favorite tits
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longlegs
2025-09-07 02:47 am (UTC)
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thanks scrungly
i can't say you have my favorite dick because my boyfriends will be sad but it's definitely top 4
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deadnerve
2025-09-07 02:50 am (UTC)
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not top 3?
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longlegs
2025-09-07 02:51 am (UTC)
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you didn't ask who's number one
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deadnerve
2025-09-07 02:52 am (UTC)
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my pride can live without knowing
speaking of great dick guess what kinda dick i found recently
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longlegs
2025-09-07 02:53 am (UTC)
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no let me be funny
it's me
what kinda dick have you found recently
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deadnerve
2025-09-07 02:58 am (UTC)
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shit well played
you're gonna be jealous but it's kinda a secret
it knots
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longlegs
2025-09-07 03:02 am (UTC)
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thank you i'll be here all week/month
wdym it knots
[ she's had this conversation with theo probably ]
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deadnerve
2025-09-07 06:19 am (UTC)
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it knots
:-)
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longlegs
2025-09-07 11:27 am (UTC)
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explaaain
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deadnerve
2025-09-08 12:24 am (UTC)
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cellar, i know you've read the same fanfiction i have
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longlegs
2025-09-08 01:02 am (UTC)
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you don't know my life you don't know my choices
[ he does ]
i want more deets about this person you goof
[ aka she wants to know if this is theo's ex without directly asking ]
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deadnerve
2025-09-08 05:07 am (UTC)
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idk man he just has a really cool dick feature
he was like shy about it too, all like....... sometimes.... stuff happens
and then i was like dude wtf
and then he was gonna bail and i was like duuuude
and then he was like i knot,,,
and i was like
DUDEEEE
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longlegs
2025-09-09 03:03 pm (UTC)
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does he happen to have pink hair?
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deadnerve
2025-09-09 06:30 pm (UTC)
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did you know about mr knotface all this time?
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longlegs
2025-09-09 06:35 pm (UTC)
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for the record i never experienced it myself
i only knew because that's teddie's ex
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deadnerve
2025-09-09 07:47 pm (UTC)
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i guess they could knot make it work
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longlegs
2025-09-09 07:49 pm (UTC)
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oh my god
how long have you been waiting to use that one
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deadnerve
2025-09-09 08:01 pm (UTC)
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not long, it just came to me
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longlegs
2025-09-09 08:11 pm (UTC)
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wow, scrungly's just a comedic genius
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deadnerve
2025-09-10 12:22 am (UTC)
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i'm sensing a lot of jealousy
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longlegs
2025-09-10 12:25 am (UTC)
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i am so not jealous
[ Maybe a little? Theo made it sound... Not bad?? ]
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deadnerve
2025-09-10 04:56 am (UTC)
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just face it, u missed out on your window to dogdick bc of ur bf
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2025-09-10 15:02 (UTC)
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2025-09-11 03:24 (UTC)
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2025-09-11 14:50 (UTC)
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2025-09-11 20:26 (UTC)
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2025-09-11 20:57 (UTC)
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2025-09-12 04:21 (UTC)
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2025-09-12 22:34 (UTC)
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2025-09-14 00:33 (UTC)
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2025-09-15 13:25 (UTC)
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2025-09-16 00:52 (UTC)
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2025-09-16 01:15 (UTC)
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[he's the kind of guy who wouldn't have ever noticed]
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you were that distracted when i gave you a boobjob, huh
[ she said it ]
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i can't say you have my favorite dick because my boyfriends will be sad but it's definitely top 4
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speaking of great dick guess what kinda dick i found recently
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it's me
what kinda dick have you found recently
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you're gonna be jealous but it's kinda a secret
it knots
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wdym it knots
[ she's had this conversation with theo probably ]
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:-)
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[ he does ]
i want more deets about this person you goof
[ aka she wants to know if this is theo's ex without directly asking ]
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he was like shy about it too, all like....... sometimes.... stuff happens
and then i was like dude wtf
and then he was gonna bail and i was like duuuude
and then he was like i knot,,,
and i was like
DUDEEEE
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i only knew because that's teddie's ex
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how long have you been waiting to use that one
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[ Maybe a little? Theo made it sound... Not bad?? ]
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