It's - anyway, I uh. Gonna try to crowd source some magical back up in case he ever does have reason to stab me in the future. Figured that and you turning me into a hot MMA fighter'll give me a standing chance.
[ She gives the verbal equivalent of a shrug. Girl's been in denial about leading him on, okay. That's her villain storyline, and it involves playing with fire. ]
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It's - anyway, I uh. Gonna try to crowd source some magical back up in case he ever does have reason to stab me in the future. Figured that and you turning me into a hot MMA fighter'll give me a standing chance.
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[ Before she forgets— ]
Don't let them kill him.
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I was taking it seriously.
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Yeah. Uhm. Maybe don't hex his dick either. That will definitely make him worse.
Also, August doesn't know what he's talking about. Dicks are totally serious?
[ these two istg ]
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[So serious!!]
But yeah, I'm still brainstorming.
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[ Cellar, you just said don't do it. ]
Anyway, I'll talk to him. God, he's such an ass sometimes.
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[But, y'know.]
Did you two ever...?
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No, it was never like that. We're just close, and he gets... intense. He's had a really messed up life.
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[Not challenging her words, just - contemplating. He's all over team "lead him on for the greater good" here.]
Should I worry about any of his uh, special talents in particular?
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Just the one.
[ ... That rots and kills people. Uhh. ]
But he isn't gonna touch you.
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[Baby, he hasn't learned he's a zomboy yet.]
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[ Ugh. The memories of the things she's seen are coming over now. ]
It, uh. Kills your body. Like... it rots.
[ She's cringing really hard. ]
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Oh. Neat.
[Said in a tone that suggests the opposite.]
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It isn't happening. So.
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Yeah, babe, of course.
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