she's already seen my ass if she is i was coming out of the shower when she waltzed in oh no :( what if she never tells us who she is bc she saw my ass
that's okay she's our special SPECIAL guest so she's allowed!
[ And she shows up a while after, immediately looking for their Special Special guest. Actually, first: a kiss. Then she pats his shoulder excitedly. ]
[Delphine is lounging like a queen on a pillow, dainty collar on her neck and eyes closed until Cellar arrives - slow blinking at her almost immediately. Theo's leading her right over, gesturing wildly at the little queen on their bed.]
[ She crouches until she's at eye level with Delphine, letting her smell the backs of her fingers before tentatively petting the top of her head with two. ]
Delphine is... the best fucking name ever. [ Is she giggling? She's giggling. ] Hi Delphy! I'm Cellar. Are you and Teddie best friends yet? How'd you end up here, cutie?
Who cares if we get caught, I'm not letting anyone take her away. [ Until the moment Delphine runs away, oh no. ] Oh my god, Teddie, look at her collar! Are those... [ Touching the diamonds softly, ] they're not real, are they?
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s/he just walked in the room
sniffing all your things and 100% ignoring me
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THERE'S A CAT IN OUR ROOM??
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she's ours now
merry christmas
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a cat!!! i love cats
give her a snack ♥♥♥
wait
it's not someone who can just turn into animals is it
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she's already seen my ass if she is
i was coming out of the shower when she waltzed in
oh no :( what if she never tells us who she is bc she saw my ass
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i'll be there in a few!
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she's on our bed (our our bed not our bed)
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[ And she shows up a while after, immediately looking for their Special Special guest. Actually, first: a kiss. Then she pats his shoulder excitedly. ]
Let me see, let me see!
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Collar calls her Delphine. Delphy's cute, right?
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[ She crouches until she's at eye level with Delphine, letting her smell the backs of her fingers before tentatively petting the top of her head with two. ]
Delphine is... the best fucking name ever. [ Is she giggling? She's giggling. ] Hi Delphy! I'm Cellar. Are you and Teddie best friends yet? How'd you end up here, cutie?
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How illegal would it be to keep her, do you think? Would we get caught?
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[What kind of nerd would pamper a cat that much, though? HMMM.]
Oh, we're gonna need cat dishes. And cat food. And cat treats. And cat toys?
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[ It's just one cat, but it always looks different, therefore: totally a bunch of different cats. ]
Is that where you came from, Delphy? Are you their queen?
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[Said in a babying voice, as he scritches her chin.]
Maybe we should make this whole room hers? Whole bed now belongs to Delphy.
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[ Ha ha. ]
Do we sleep in the guest room? [ Looking at Theo, she tilts her head into his arm with a little laugh. ] Guess that's only fair.
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[Cat gets the majority share?]
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[And he loves their new child.]
I'm gonna go find some treats. You keep her company, spoil her, pamper her, dress her well?
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[ She grabs him by his shirt before he gets the chance to slip away, tugging him closer to plant a long, sweet kiss on his lips. ]
Yessir. Don't take too long, don't wanna keep the queen waiting.
[ or Delphine
wait ]
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My lovely ladies, I shan't make you wait long for my return. I'll spoil you proper.