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[longlegs]

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cellar spider

@mommylonglegs

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[deadnerve]

but i wanna kick her ass

but marshmallows sound good
we can eat marshmallows

[longlegs]

wanna make it smores?

might as well since we're camping

[deadnerve]

i got the chocolate if you get the crackers

can i ask you smthn silly

[longlegs]

got it

always
what's up

[deadnerve]

sleep in my sleeping bag w me tonight?

[longlegs]

[ 🥺 ]

that's not silly at all
especially when you've got the most comfortable one in the whole camp

[deadnerve]

only thing missing is the cushioning of those bazoinkas on your chest

[sorry he has to be awful so you don't accurately see him being genuine]

[longlegs]

[ spittake

t'was good while it lasted ]

so you only want me for my boobs
i see how it is
ah the curse of having great breasts

[deadnerve]

as if you aren't aware of your god given gifts

[longlegs]

oh these aren't god given, they cost money
thanks though ♥︎

[deadnerve]

really?

[he's the kind of guy who wouldn't have ever noticed]

[longlegs]

[ debating whether to say it— ]

you were that distracted when i gave you a boobjob, huh

[ she said it ]

[deadnerve]

theyre still my favorite tits

[longlegs]

thanks scrungly
i can't say you have my favorite dick because my boyfriends will be sad but it's definitely top 4

[deadnerve]

not top 3?

[longlegs]

you didn't ask who's number one

[deadnerve]

my pride can live without knowing

speaking of great dick guess what kinda dick i found recently

[longlegs]

no let me be funny
it's me

what kinda dick have you found recently

[deadnerve]

shit well played

you're gonna be jealous but it's kinda a secret
it knots

[longlegs]

thank you i'll be here all week/month

wdym it knots

[ she's had this conversation with theo probably ]

[deadnerve]

it knots




:-)

[longlegs]

explaaain

[deadnerve]

cellar, i know you've read the same fanfiction i have

[longlegs]

you don't know my life you don't know my choices

[ he does ]

i want more deets about this person you goof

[ aka she wants to know if this is theo's ex without directly asking ]

[deadnerve]

idk man he just has a really cool dick feature
he was like shy about it too, all like....... sometimes.... stuff happens

and then i was like dude wtf
and then he was gonna bail and i was like duuuude
and then he was like i knot,,,
and i was like
DUDEEEE