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[longlegs]

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[longlegs]

I've been trying to manifest us going back but it isn't working

why can't i be a witch

[deadnerve]

make your boyfriend cast a spell
i want an actual fucking beeeeddd

[longlegs]

i should

actually
should we try to sneak back inside?
they've been repairing everything while we're out here haven't they?

[deadnerve]

it's not like we'll die of smoke inhalation
wanna go see how our rooms looked if we can find them

[longlegs]

i sure hope not

devoooon what if everything's ruined and all my clothes are gone :(

or delphine's little bed

[deadnerve]

then we go kick that one girl's ass

[longlegs]

i don't wanna kick her ass

i wanna watch movies and eat marshmallows

[deadnerve]

but i wanna kick her ass

but marshmallows sound good
we can eat marshmallows

[longlegs]

wanna make it smores?

might as well since we're camping

[deadnerve]

i got the chocolate if you get the crackers

can i ask you smthn silly

[longlegs]

got it

always
what's up

[deadnerve]

sleep in my sleeping bag w me tonight?

[longlegs]

[ 🥺 ]

that's not silly at all
especially when you've got the most comfortable one in the whole camp

[deadnerve]

only thing missing is the cushioning of those bazoinkas on your chest

[sorry he has to be awful so you don't accurately see him being genuine]

[longlegs]

[ spittake

t'was good while it lasted ]

so you only want me for my boobs
i see how it is
ah the curse of having great breasts

[deadnerve]

as if you aren't aware of your god given gifts

[longlegs]

oh these aren't god given, they cost money
thanks though ♥︎

[deadnerve]

really?

[he's the kind of guy who wouldn't have ever noticed]

[longlegs]

[ debating whether to say it— ]

you were that distracted when i gave you a boobjob, huh

[ she said it ]

[deadnerve]

theyre still my favorite tits

[longlegs]

thanks scrungly
i can't say you have my favorite dick because my boyfriends will be sad but it's definitely top 4

[deadnerve]

not top 3?

[longlegs]

you didn't ask who's number one

[deadnerve]

my pride can live without knowing

speaking of great dick guess what kinda dick i found recently

[longlegs]

no let me be funny
it's me

what kinda dick have you found recently